Gotta hand it to #sprint at least they’re consistent. #nosignal #24 #fuck #jackbauer #iwanttolaypipeinmrspalmer #metallica
Sometimes when you stare unto the abyss long enough, it stares back #abyss #stare #back #fuck #rollouttherolaids
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With Valentine’s day coming up soon, I know some of you are feeling down and sad, like “who the fuck is gonna buy me flowers and tickle my asshole now?”, but listen if you’re single then it’s not a big deal. Let the couples have their fun, cause you can have your own fun! Save your money for chocolate and beer and fucking max out on that shit while watching bridesmaids or something. If you really need to get your D wet then sprinkle some sink water on that shit and get back to fuckin business, cause that’s what it’s all about. And don’t think I forgot about you ladies; Grab some sangria and zucchini from jewel and you’re good to go, no fuckin batteries required. Light up some candles, throw on a little R. Kelly before the piss controversy and work that clam like it owes you money. YOU are in charge of your happiness, so take control!